Roll up, roll up, have we got an offer for you.
THE DEUS EX MACHINA
Make crew recruitment a thing of the past with the Deus Ex Machina total conversion. State-of-the-art drone technology is employed to fully automate all ship processes from ammunition loading to cargo management. High-tech robotics and stylish designs are combined to make your vessel a technological dream-boat for you to enjoy alone.
THE GOD-POD
Why keep your capsule tucked away in a hidden chamber when you can revel in the adoration of your minions. An elegant dias is the centrepiece of the bridge chamber, whereupon your newly engraved capsule rests. Sweeping Amarrian architecture of the grandest design provides a regal and awe-inspiring setting to motivate your bridge-crew. Innovative use of planck generators and lighting techniques creates a deceptively cavernous space for that cathedral effect.
THE JAVIX ‘SOFT-TOP’ DELUXE
Care about your crew and want to spend more time with them? Find one-to-one contact with your elite staff creates that special bond? Or just want the opportunity to hold a gun to their heads? Using ground-breaking capsuleer technology we can install an ‘open-pod’ system that allows greater interaction with your bridge crew without compromising safety.
Optional Extras: Crew mind-links, ‘Podchute’ crew escape system, hot-tub/jacuzzi capsule controls.
MINMATIDY PLUS
No longer will you live in fear of losing an eye on an errant support strut, opening an artery on a particularly poorly-edged doorway or tripping on some uninsulated power-cables. The Minmatidy Plus system includes rubber gromits, cable-ties, and an angle-grinder to help make your unfinished ship a safe environment for the whole tribe.
4 Comments
Mynxee · 23/03/2010 at 08:46
LOLOL! Very funny!
Rixx Javix · 23/03/2010 at 12:31
LOL! You made my day, these are awesome. Especially the… well now that would just be because you named it after my character. I want one of each.
Seismic Stan · 23/03/2010 at 13:25
Rixx, we can do you the special "Vader View" edition with an automated hat removal device. Thanks for the inspiration from the Pod Captain Debate post.
OkamiKurai · 24/03/2010 at 19:45
What, no colored duct tape thrown in with the Minmatidy??
An assortment would be many kinds of awesome.
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