The duel for the right to sit in the CEO chair of Greenbeard’s Freebooters is over.

Greenbeard, the corporation founder had challenged Seismic Stan, the current CEO, to a series of duels. The first round involved three pre-fitted frigates for each pilot and resulted in three kills for Greenbeard versus only one for Seismic Stan. Rebecca Aventine, EVE: Privateer, was on scene to report as it happened: Round One Report.

This meant that Seismic Stan had only two cruisers to prepare which needed to withstand consecutive punishment from Greenbeard’s two surviving rifters then two cruisers. Once again, our intrepid local reporter was on hand to give us the full ‘impartial’ story. See the Round Two Report to find out who won.

However, the story doesn’t quite end there. Once the duel was finished and the victor was apparent, a certain space journalist put aside her notepad as a foolish jubilant challenge was issued by an over-confident and mildly drunk Freebooter CEO. She broke rank from the assembled fleet of observers and sidled over to the victor in her Celestis, where she proceeded to warp-scramble and destroy the duel winner.

It’s the sort of behaviour you’d expect from the likes of Long Jack or any other member of the Freebooters, but not a respected member of The Scope. This was certainly an unexpected turn of events and so much for journalistic integrity. Nonetheless, rules is rules, and therefore I present to you the new CEO of Greenbeard’s Freebooters, Rebecca Aventine:

R Aventine · 28/05/2010 at 15:33

Sorry Stan, technically speaking my Celeste was lost five minutes later when Mortal Destruction gatecrashed the party.

So the new CEO of freebooters would be… well I'm not entirely sure, but I for one welcome our new Mortal Destruction overlords.

Seismic Stan · 28/05/2010 at 16:18

Oh dear, perhaps we should all agree not to tell them and pretend none of this ever happened then.

paritybit · 28/05/2010 at 19:57

Congratulations Stan (and Rebecca) on your victories. Sorry for the short-lived CEO stint Stan — but I'm sure Rebecca will be a fine CEO.

Greenbeard · 29/05/2010 at 11:46

bahh, the weather wasn't right, the sun was in my eyes, I'd been slipped a tranquiliser, I'd twisted my ankle, the dog ate my homework and I was distracted by needing to go for a piss.

paritybit · 29/05/2010 at 18:23

The new banner is nice; I like Greenbeard's new tattoo.

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