Welcome to Freebooted, the community-focused EVE blog for capsuleers with style, intelligence and a sense of humour.

Within these pages you will find entertaining and irreverent blogposts, regular community discussions, a glimpse into the true art of playing EVE Online (snigger) and some genuinely insightful information.*

EVE Online is a rich sci-fi tapestry woven from barbed wire and string theory. What follows is an overview of Freebooted’s scattershot interpretation of this dark MMO universe and its arguably darker communities. Take a look:

*One of these statements may be untrue.

Amplifying the Echo Chamber

A long-standing blogging community tradition, Blog Banters harness the hive mind of the blogosphere to discuss the big issues of EVE culture on a monthly basis. The result is focused and intelligent conversation on a scale not possible in forums and a summary that includes every participant’s voice.

  • BB33: The Capsuleer Experience (In Progress) – With the inception of the new CCP Player Experience team, their request for input on the tribulations of New Players is being knocked about in the blogosphere. 
  • BB32: Non-Consensual Combat Restrictions (Jan 2012) – Should EVE show a softer side? Or continue to strike fear into the hearts of the weak? Here’s what the bloggeratti thought.
  • BB31: Community Review of EVE Online (Dec 2011) – A true MMO review is generally considered impossible given the scale of content. That didn’t stop these twenty-one bloggers from trying. 
For more information on previous Blog Banters and how to take part in the current or future banters, check out the link at the top of the page.

Peculiar Podcasting for Podders

Over the last year Freebooted has had an eclectic podcasting journey, starting off with a few comical skits, through taking part in traditional podcasts (EVE Commune, Claims of the Normal, Voices From the Void) to conceiving the fully scripted audio-editing behemoth that is Tech4 News (more on that later).

The following shorts are probably my personal favourites and another timely opportunity for some to learn a little more about leading our CSM candidate. 😉

More Freebooted-flavoured downloadable audio randomness can be found here.

Exclusive “EVE” Content (Extinguisher Not Required)

In a desperate attempt to retain the interest of a playerbase with melting graphics cards, I was commissioned (by the voices in my head) to provide an alternative to last Summer’s Captain’s Quarters feature with a showcase of the full gameplay potential of a solitary, enclosed environment. Haha.

Incarna: The Text Adventure was the result of an insomnia-inspired caffeine-fuelled night’s work. It was just a joke, but it proved to be surprisingly popular. I should probably do a sequel, but despite 80,000 pageviews in the first weekend, as far as I can tell only two people completed this episode. Bah, and I thought EVE players were proficient gamers.

If you want a challenge, try finding all four ways to escape from your Captains Quarters in Incarna: The Text Adventure (now optimised for smartphone use). I promise your graphics card can handle it.

Tech4 & Tech4 News

In my ongoing crusade to push what I believe to be one of the finest science-fiction universes out from under the shadow of the e-sports fleet PvPers, a conversation with CCP Dropbear at EVE Vegas last year resulted in Tech4 News, a fully scripted and voice-acted in-character podcast with supporting webzine articles.

Pitched at the newcomer to EVE Lore, Tech4 focuses on life in New Eden from the perspective of the little guys who don’t have the benefit of capsuleer technology to save them from death. Read and hear about life from the perspective of the dock workers, the ship’s crews and a poor unfortunate Slaver hound called Empress.

An entirely voluntary, community-driven effort with contributions from over thirty individuals, with another (outrageously overdue) audio episode in the works and a regular stream of quality articles to read, the Tech4 website and the Tech4 News podcast are both things that everyone involved should be proud of. Thanks and credit to all.

Bonus points for identifying the ‘celebrity’ voice in the following audio trailer.

If this trailer has piqued your interest, there’s much more where that came from along with the latest news articles on the Tech4 GALNET portal. The story of how Tech4 came about is covered in more detail in The Accidental Podcaster.

If all this lore stuff still confuses you, fear not, I know a guy. Mark726‘s brilliant EVE Lore Survival Guide is hosted here on this very blog and will tell you everything you need to know about New Eden but was afraid to ask. Don’t believe me? This is what others thought of it.

Not Serious Business

Despite claims from some quarters that “Internet Spaceships are SRS BSNS!”, I value my health and what’s left of my sanity so I prefer to explore the lighter side of EVE. It’s good to laugh and despite popular thinking, EVE-related humour doesn’t have to be generated by ruining someone else’s day.

Some of my favourite articles have included a battleship review in the style of a Top Gear episode, a look at Sansha’s Nation lifestyle influences (which ultimately inspired the Pimp my Pod audio as heard above),  the weirdest frigate competition you’ll read about, or what happened when CCP broke clothes on Singularity.

If your health does become a problem, I’ve also got that covered in Dr. Stan’s Capsuleer Clinic. Oh, and whilst you’re here, please join the campaign to get CCP Soundwave to sing “Rocket Man” at Fanfest. If you don’t the threat of Brokeback Stations might come true.

Important Stuff Here

 Hilmar is serious. Now own up, who broke that blind?

Freebooted is mostly about keeping it light, but there is an occasional swerve toward serious content. Previously covered “serious business” includes:

Putting the Fact into Fiction

Whilst I no longer own my own wizard hat, I do still have a light-sabre somewhere (and a medieval broadsword, but that’s another story).  I also have a genuine affection for the backstory of EVE Online and can see that it, like the game mechanics, has so much potential as it continues to grow.

Every once in a while I like to write a little bit of EVE fiction, something that might add a little to the bubble of disbelief required to feel immersed in New Eden.

  • Docking Games: The Secret of N.I.M. – Why does a ship become unresponsive when docking. What happens when the screen goes black shortly after? Why do docking ships just disappear from view? Here are the answers.

With the help of Angus McDecoy, this story has been adapted as radio play and I hope to record it at some point in the future, possibly as a pilot for a regular series. Watch this space.

  • Social Clones – How do capsuleers manage to loiter in intel channels, socialise in bars and attend meetings, all whilst simultaneously piloting a ship into combat? Here is an explanation.

  • Meat Salvage – It’s not just the wrecks of ships that get re-used after a battle. Read the gruesome truth about what lies in store after death for a capsuleer.

All in all, welcome to Freebooted.  Established in 2009 and now in its fourth year, there’s much more to discover.

Just don’t feed the ducks, they’re fake.

Anonymous · 09/03/2012 at 07:08

What a load of bollocks.
Do u want to make game more accessible? Translate it to other languages. We will take care of the rest. There are millions of people who r just waiting to play game like that but simply cant even start due to language barrier.
Im Polish and I personally know 3 people who r amazed by eve but dont even try cause they cant speak/read/write in any of languages game is translated to. Of course there might be something done to make noobs life much easier. But thing is there wouldnt be Red Alliance if Eve wasnt translate to russian.
Its hard to learn to play Eve but learn playing game when u dont understand what UI says to u is impossible. Other day i spoke to one of guys from Unseen Academy – its like polish Eve Uni – Biggest problem those guys have to deal with is that 90% of their play time they spent on translating something to someone. For polsih Unseen is only option. If u dont like it/dont want to join them due to any reason and dont understand english u r lost.

Seismic Stan · 09/03/2012 at 08:54


You seem a little irate. So much so, I suspect you've mistakenly posted your comment under the wrong blog post. Judging by the context of your criticism, I suspect you areupset with my discussion of the New Player Experience in my Blog Banter entry, BB33: Widening the Net – Accessibility, Activity, Adventure.

In that context, I totally agree that further localisation would be a great idea and I'm sorry your native language isn't currently represented. It seems obvious now you mention it that new markets can be opened up simply by translating the existing material.

That said, I really don't think that was the answer that CCP Legion was looking for with his request for feedback on the game experience. The question focused on ways to improve the initial player experience as it exists now. Whilst you have every right to arbitrarily dismiss my entire blogpost as "a load of bollocks", could I direct you to the summary of the blog banter which features ideas and suggestions from thirty different writers. There may be some there you feel has a less testicular flavour.

Darth Skorpius · 09/03/2012 at 09:32

While I agree that Eve needs more localization, the cost of localization needs to be weighed against the benefits that language would bring. Polish might be a language that needs it, but its up to CCP to determine whether it is feasible or not.

The new localization engine that was recently deployed (with Crucible I think) will make it easier for that to happen, but it will still take time. Additionally, the more languages that the game is localized in, the longer it takes to get patches made, as all languages need to be tested.

Also, as a Kiwi, i want to see the game localized into Maori, I don't actually speak the language, but it would be cool to see.

Oh, and at least have the balls to say who you are, so we know who to laugh at for posting in the wrong place 😀

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