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Docking Games: The Secret of N.I.M.

“Will you two stop dicking about!” Gantry Commander Eskrid Vandeven tried to sound stern as she berated the two laughing technicians in her charge, but it was difficult to muster the necessary tone; their docket was hardly overloaded and the two men were quite amusing. “Sorry Ma’am,” chortled the ever Read more…

By Mat Westhorpe, ago
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Social Clones

“Aha! I can feel the problem.” The CloneTech engineer was squatting with his arm plunged up to the shoulder into an access valve in a thick plasteel pipe, “Unprocessed biomass material blocking the filter.” He was staring into the middle distance as he spoke, concentrating on the movement of his Read more…

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Miss New Eden Beauty Contest

The Singularity test server has recently been updated with the basics of the new avatar editor. Although currently unfinished it certainly looks like it has the potential to be quite powerful and the results are absolutely stunning. I failed at several attempts at replicating Seismic Stan to my satisfaction, largely Read more…

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New Eden is Saved

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli I feel a little guilty for my potentially immersion-shattering previous post. Like an immune response, the blog-reading community sprang to life to counter the possible threat to the believability and stability of EVE’s intricately woven lore. Read more…

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The End of New Eden is Nigh

I don’t normally do TL;DRs, but in this case I’m making an exception: New Eden is dead, we’ve already killed everybody. Twice. Mathematically, there shouldn’t be anybody left to run the stations, farm the planets or maintain your clones. In which case you should be dead too. You can skip Read more…